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SwoRNLeaDejZ Lead Admin
Posts : 542 KBSL Cash: : 15970 Reputation : 25 Join date : 2010-07-12 Location : MA
| Subject: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:22 am | |
| Dude, this snow lags the SH*T out of IE, and makes it so i dont even want to browse, cus it takes forever on account of the snow. i have another Snow script that might run more smoothly if you'd like it, but this one is unbelievably laggy, on the browser that i wrote myself it is fine, just not IE
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TR4FFiX Lead Admin
Posts : 1592 KBSL Cash: : 20164 Reputation : 62 Join date : 2010-04-22 Age : 30 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:56 am | |
| Lol this one runs fine on all of my computers. Try Chrome or something because its perfectly fine but if you really want it gone well then i will. | |
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SwoRNLeaDejZ Lead Admin
Posts : 542 KBSL Cash: : 15970 Reputation : 25 Join date : 2010-07-12 Location : MA
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 11:51 am | |
| here buddy, no need to alter your site just on account of me here is a script that uses text, the * instead of a picture, and it runs PERFECT in IE. You can add to the Overall Footer (so its on all pages) or as a widget, so it just on the portal. - Code:
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<script> /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // CONFIGURATION STARTS HERE ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// Set the number of snowflakes (more than 30 - 40 not recommended) (bullshit, i like 90 or 80 <3 SwoRNLeaDejZ) var snowmax=90
// Set the colors for the snow. Add as many colors as you like var snowcolor=new Array("#aaaacc","#ddddFF","#ccccDD")
// Set the fonts, that create the snowflakes. Add as many fonts as you like var snowtype=new Array("Arial Black","Arial Narrow","Times","Comic Sans MS")
// Set the letter that creates your snowflake (recommended:*) var snowletter="*"
// Set the speed of sinking (recommended values range from 0.3 to 2) var sinkspeed=1.1
// Set the maximal-size of your snowflaxes var snowmaxsize=22
// Set the minimal-size of your snowflaxes var snowminsize=8
// Set the snowing-zone // Set 1 for all-over-snowing, set 2 for left-side-snowing // Set 3 for center-snowing, set 4 for right-side-snowing var snowingzone=1
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // CONFIGURATION ENDS HERE ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
// Do not edit below this line var snow=new Array() var marginbottom var marginright var timer var i_snow=0 var x_mv=new Array(); var crds=new Array(); var lftrght=new Array(); var browserinfos=navigator.userAgent var ie5=document.all&&document.getElementById&&!browserinfos.match(/Opera/) var ns6=document.getElementById&&!document.all var opera=browserinfos.match(/Opera/) var browserok=ie5||ns6||opera
function randommaker(range) { rand=Math.floor(range*Math.random()) return rand }
function initsnow() { if (ie5 || opera) { marginbottom = document.body.clientHeight marginright = document.body.clientWidth } else if (ns6) { marginbottom = window.innerHeight marginright = window.innerWidth } var snowsizerange=snowmaxsize-snowminsize for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) { crds[i] = 0; lftrght[i] = Math.random()*15; x_mv[i] = 0.03 + Math.random()/10; snow[i]=document.getElementById("s"+i) snow[i].style.fontFamily=snowtype[randommaker(snowtype.length)] snow[i].size=randommaker(snowsizerange)+snowminsize snow[i].style.fontSize=snow[i].size snow[i].style.color=snowcolor[randommaker(snowcolor.length)] snow[i].sink=sinkspeed*snow[i].size/5 if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)} if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)} if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4} if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2} snow[i].posy=randommaker(2*marginbottom-marginbottom-2*snow[i].size) snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy } movesnow() }
function movesnow() { for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) { crds[i] += x_mv[i]; snow[i].posy+=snow[i].sink snow[i].style.left=snow[i].posx+lftrght[i]*Math.sin(crds[i]); snow[i].style.top=snow[i].posy if (snow[i].posy>=marginbottom-2*snow[i].size || parseInt(snow[i].style.left)>(marginright-3*lftrght[i])){ if (snowingzone==1) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright-snow[i].size)} if (snowingzone==2) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)} if (snowingzone==3) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/4} if (snowingzone==4) {snow[i].posx=randommaker(marginright/2-snow[i].size)+marginright/2} snow[i].posy=0 } } var timer=setTimeout("movesnow()",50) }
for (i=0;i<=snowmax;i++) { document.write("<span id='s"+i+"' style='position:absolute;top:-"+snowmaxsize+"'>"+snowletter+"</span>") } if (browserok) { window.onload=initsnow } </script>
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+Mr_Waffle+ Vice Admiral
Posts : 188 KBSL Cash: : 15306 Reputation : 9 Join date : 2010-08-14
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:02 pm | |
| In general this site lags IE, even though I have a beast PC. (Using IE because I can OPEN files without downloading) | |
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SwoRNLeaDejZ Lead Admin
Posts : 542 KBSL Cash: : 15970 Reputation : 25 Join date : 2010-07-12 Location : MA
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:46 pm | |
| yea, ive noticed that too, not sure why that is... i usually use the browser i made, it uses the IE engine, but it doesnt have alot of the add-ons, makes it run alot faster | |
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TR4FFiX Lead Admin
Posts : 1592 KBSL Cash: : 20164 Reputation : 62 Join date : 2010-04-22 Age : 30 Location : Canada
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:46 pm | |
| YEa im not sure 100% why it does it but ill look around for answer's and such. But right now i needa work on the Christmas theme for the site so once im done ill fix it up | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:27 pm | |
| weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i love snow DO NOT TURN OFF THE SNOWWW OR ILL BE MAD!! | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:34 pm | |
| lol i like the snow on sneaky bttr it has snowflakes | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:36 pm | |
| ok ty passs at 8:00 bring the nachos and a TRIPLE X large conom LoL | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:37 pm | |
| wtf ohhh i get it cheezy ur too young to be learning about this stuff ok kid | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:39 pm | |
| sh*t up lol ur not gnna beat me in posts passss im more loyal then u ur just getting my post up the only way ull beat me is if im banned or dead | |
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Not God Moderator
Posts : 324 KBSL Cash: : 15528 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-08-11 Age : 28 Location : In your bed
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:40 pm | |
| u both are a little irritating, post nonsense and just to get ur post up. What would u achieve from this.. Nothing, u might actually lose a little respect. | |
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SwoRNLeaDejZ Lead Admin
Posts : 542 KBSL Cash: : 15970 Reputation : 25 Join date : 2010-07-12 Location : MA
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:38 pm | |
| - Not God wrote:
- u both are a little irritating, post nonsense and just to get ur post up. What would u achieve from this.. Nothing, u might actually lose a little respect.
Rep+ Rep+ Rep+ a bunch of little kids bitching at each other. Ch33zy, you could go SCUBA diving in a triple XL condom dude, that would be like an underwater society in there.. you could sustain life for months.. so please, stay on topic, or i delete every one of your new posts, and then NO ONE will win. | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Fri Nov 19, 2010 9:18 pm | |
| - Not God wrote:
- u both are a little irritating, post nonsense and just to get ur post up. What would u achieve from this.. Nothing, u might actually lose a little respect.
im actually quitting my account now.... or may e just give it to someone ill thk about it | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:23 am | |
| - SwoRNLeaDejZ wrote:
- Not God wrote:
- u both are a little irritating, post nonsense and just to get ur post up. What would u achieve from this.. Nothing, u might actually lose a little respect.
Rep+ Rep+ Rep+
a bunch of little kids bitching at each other.
Ch33zy, you could go SCUBA diving in a triple XL condom dude, that would be like an underwater society in there.. you could sustain life for months.. so please, stay on topic, or i delete every one of your new posts, and then NO ONE will win. sworn that actually gave me a chuckle man but it will last a few weeks ill tell u that | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 10:16 am | |
| that would suck cuz then i would have to repost all my sh*t -.- | |
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Not God Moderator
Posts : 324 KBSL Cash: : 15528 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-08-11 Age : 28 Location : In your bed
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:46 am | |
| Wow you guys are still off topic. That was a warning. Not a joke as you can see. | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:34 pm | |
| - Not God wrote:
- Wow you guys are still off topic. That was a warning. Not a joke as you can see.
ok dude wuit pointing about how were off topis sworn already annouced that im the king of going topic | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:45 pm | |
| shut up passs and ur right off topic the snow is kinda liggy | |
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PaSsS Fleet Admiral
Posts : 513 KBSL Cash: : 15838 Reputation : -11 Join date : 2010-07-14 Age : 28 Location : Winnipeg
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:47 pm | |
| - --Ch33zy-- wrote:
- shut up passs and ur right off topic
the snow is kinda liggy nooo u shut up and no the snow is not laggy u just all have bad internet connnection or a bad browser | |
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Not God Moderator
Posts : 324 KBSL Cash: : 15528 Reputation : 22 Join date : 2010-08-11 Age : 28 Location : In your bed
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sat Nov 20, 2010 9:33 pm | |
| This is a little harsh but why are u on this site. No one exactly likes u here. U broke ur psp. U cant gfx. U cant code. | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:29 pm | |
| he just post FTB2 FTB2 is dead! and learn how to install a prx mr cnt use bricker | |
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IvIR_DUDE Lead Admin
Posts : 533 KBSL Cash: : 17979 Reputation : 11 Join date : 2010-06-22 Age : 33 Location : In a box under a bridge
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:31 pm | |
| wow I would lock this topic but Imma see wat sworn does lol and I do agree that this site lags on IE but I use google chrome now | |
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SwoRNLeaDejZ Lead Admin
Posts : 542 KBSL Cash: : 15970 Reputation : 25 Join date : 2010-07-12 Location : MA
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Wed Nov 24, 2010 11:00 am | |
| Did you not read what i wrote PaSsS? It lags in INTERNET EXPLORER, i made my own browser, which runs the script PERFECT, with no Lag. It is NOT my connection, my connection reaches speeds of up to 2.5 MB/Sec, clearly fast enough to view a snowy javascript function. You should probably take the advice of more than on "Unseen" loyalist, and shut up every once in a while. | |
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scrub Fleet Admiral
Posts : 503 KBSL Cash: : 15971 Reputation : -10 Join date : 2010-06-21 Age : 24 Location : sumwhere cheeeeeeeeeezy
| Subject: Re: Someone please turn off the snow Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:21 pm | |
| lol it lags my pc too i use firefx but i also have opera do u guyz think i should use opera instead? or stay on fox | |
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