Sig request

I'd like somethin like my pic below (hand holding crazy lookin monkey thing) but stretched out a little with the title... [x-MuNkY-x Leader of Ops for KilleR /v\uNkieS] somewhere on it and the phrase..."It's too dangerous to go alone so take this!"somewhere subtle. KoRn style font if u can do it.(the band KoRn) Believe the font is Kornucopia. I'm open to suggestions.

Size: long and narrow not sure on size
Main Text: [x-MuNkY-x Leader of Ops for KilleR /v\uNkieS]
Subtext: It's Too Dangerous To Go Alone So Take ThiS
Render/Stock:hand holding small crazy predator lookin monkey with fangs
Specific Designer: (Optional)whoever's crazy enuf to try it out
Border:No

Ok well first there will be to much text for it to look good in my opinion, I would try it but you have to make it so there is less text than you want because it would take away from the image its self and leave less room for effects, but if you really need that text ill give it a try tonight

How bout main text: x-MuNkY-x
sub text: It's Too Dangerous To Go Alone So Take ThiS